December 2010
i love shitting on peoples egos
big steaming shits
at war with satan
JUMPIN’ JACK FLASH
i wish st knickerless had visited this year
horny and lonely
worst combination
having roast pheasant for dinner
then playing out in smogstown
so glad im a woolyback
i have the best christmas presents waiting to be distributed to my favourite people
Above all else, guard your heart, for it is the wellspring of life.
when i get back to london
i want to
get plenty of people drunk and have cracking banter
wine and dine a pretty laydeeee
anyone game for either ahaha
i will break their hearts of stone
and give them hearts for love alone
star wars = people fighting with glowsticks
lotr = people fighting with swords
SW 0 - LOTR 1
star wars = film only (originally)
lotr = best selling book for 50 (ish) years
SW 0 - LOTR 2
i could go on but you get the picture
hobbits > ewoks
I prefer Lord of The Rings to Harry Potter
davexdurham:
Its so much better
and it thrashes star wars
For her lust
She’ll burn in hell
Her soul done medium well
All through mass manual stimulation
Salvation
young hearts be free tonight
Anonymous asked: thanks for answering honestly. shame i haven't got big tits hahahax
Anonymous asked: thanks for answering honestly. shame i haven't got big tits hahahax
I love feeling naughty.
Brothers and sisters, my prayer for you has been heard. And you can take refuge and hope in this Word: This is the end of the world as we know it. Death will hold no power. Dry your tears and lift your head. Death will hold no power. Let the light of life shine down upon a people in darkness.
